Friday, January 14, 2011
In the year 2020, after an attempt by American factory farms to create super-instant genetically modified jumbo chicken-wing-shaped chickens (passed by the FDA of course) went horribly wrong, escaped mutant chickens, fed up with an indifferent general public took their case to Capital Hill, where President Thugsy McNuggets, threatened by their intelligence tried to silence them by sending them all in a rocket to outer space. The chickens happened to land on a planet several galaxies away, where they discovered life forms who looked and spoke much like themselves, and they lived happily ever after.
In the meantime, check out this wonderful and fascinating documentary The Natural History of The Chicken when you get a chance. You might never view chickens the same way again!