Can a Splotch Monster also be vampiric? Is "vampiric" an actual word? Whatever the case, 230 was hungry for blood. Either that, or it verbally insulted somebody bad enough to get a knuckle sandwich for dinner. Anyhow, below is a snippet and link to a hilarious little comic strip by Scottish blogger David, who runs the Stars Sliding blog. In the strip, you'll see a man (a teacher ?) who could very well be my cartoon doppelganger attempting to liken the creation of Splotch Monsters to poetry. Enjoy!